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The Morris Brothers coming to the Emery County Fair

The Morris Brothers Story

One day, not long ago, two nerd brothers Homer and Rupert Morris were developing a secret formula cologne that, if their calculations were correct, would make them unbelievably handsome and outgoing. Unfortunately, they made a serious miscalculation that caused their (L.S.P.S.A) Laser Scattering Particle Size Analyzer to explode, breaking their glasses and messing up their hair. Somehow, the shock waves from the explosion caused all the information from every book in their laboratory to become mysteriously impermiated into their hearts, minds and souls. Now, they have high self-esteem and an engagingly positive attitude. Now, for the first time, they believed in themselves. These two brothers are not just nerds. They are heroes - Social Superheroes.

Now, the Morris Brothers are on a mission to spread their confidence, experience and new found knowledge to kids everywhere. They want every boy and girl to realize that by uniting as a team, and as friends, they can make the world a better place. They want kids to know that it's not what you look like on the outside, but how you feel about yourself on the inside that's important.

The Morris Brothers laboratory is located in their underground tree house. It's a super secret, super duper, quadraphonic, single speaker, tree bark, metal and cement encapsulated think tank and creative nerve center called The Morrisplex. This is their multi-zoned telecommunications, computer-tech, eco-sphere and "miscellaneous other stuff to save the world" research center. Here is where the action begins and the world is made a safer place. The Morris Brothers are indeed N.E.R.D.'s. Never Ending Radical Dudes.





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